Roses are red...
Get e ultra cool voice recording roses frm taka b1 n record e following
"Roses r red violets r blue...but i'm prettier than u!"
Now give e rose 2 ur gf for a magnificent kick in ur ass down 2 e fountain pool at b2 ;)
Ps: swimming cap n rain coats not included! Not 2 mention insurance against injury n possible loss of gf!
Joker "l33t hax0r"
Read this joker from another forum =) hehe nice one dude.
Of coz take it with a pinch of salt and some common sense and you wont find yourself in this spot! hehe
Anyway IP address 127.0.0.1 is like the word "myself" in human language, so any computer whom talks to 127.0.0.1 would talk to itself =) Universal.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunterafk> LOL
<HopperHunterafk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
*bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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Journey to the west...
Today had to go west to tuas, taking it as excursion lo keke
As per norm MJ fetch us n he's e designated driver!Haha
Mai chio (dont laff) le!
Later got chance need to go up north to woodlands -_-
but it's another gd chance to catch a wink la keke
Just tt i'm sick of seeing trees n greens along e way liao x_x
Y cant comfort delgro go plant more cute pink moo-moo along e expressway?
It wld be certainly better than leaving tails dangling off taxis n buses!
Sigh now back to more waiting, seems like in life we're always waiting for someone to appear...
Me? I ono who to wait for le hee still haven't meet anyone new or special! Haha
Btw i'm now hooked on a snack called plum slices! Oiishi ne! ^o^
10z to CM for bringing it on sat.
Ended up both CL n i were like kids having found a new toy! Hee
Anyway i really like e feeling of slowly sucking on e tiny sweet n sour morsel :)
Nuff said go try it out!
Blog from mobile?
Curious if i'm able 2 blog via mobile :) n now i'm tryin out using my m1 line ^.^ if all goes well,most prob i'd be using it 2 blog on e run! Haha
Long time no sleep sooooo long liao!
Wa like so long never blog liao le! Hehe gomen bz w work le ~_~
Had to put in last burst of fire before project ends, ermmm sort of la! hehe at last we've gotten rid of those IBM white elephants!
Ya had wasted my fri n sat to help out in the migration x_x n didnt really have enough time to sleep, much less to blog
At least i saved sunday from getting wasted! Hehe
Had managed to pull Gay Dog n Flat Bat out today, but as usual Bat is SUPER LATE!
SMS him no reply -__-"
Call him no ans -__-""
Best part contacted him at 1pm, said would come down NOW
In the end he came over only at 4pm -__-"""
*sigh* there goes our plan of trekking down to Ang Mo Kio to look for a special $999 notebook lor
but our actual mission is to go there n look at those girls whom are suppose to look like Ang Mo Kios (tomatoes) la! kekeke
Soory, me aint no meat lover! which i think most of u can guess when u guys think of lily la! ^__^;
I think everyone of u would have some form of ermm fond memories of her hor~!~! hehehe ~__~""
Since I'm like talking about meat lover, late night MSN session w HH & MJ turned an all innocent session talking about huge Baos to breasts!
Ya we were like chatting about huge Baos in Melaka n i sort of remembered this delish bao Gay Dog's terrorist mama bought from JB!
Its big, juicy, skin is thin, filled with alot of fillings n dirt cheap!
Only issue is its called Yeh Zhi Mei Bao! Coz its just as big!
Dont ask me, i never seen amy's breasts before! Also duno if Day Dog's words is hao siao (bull shit) anot le!
Since its common knowledge Gay Dog's words must pah (give) 90% discount eh! hahaha
Anyway back to what i was like thinking of a few moments back.
Is going out with a lady suppose to impress her?
Duno maybe most of the guys out there whom "asks" girls out is just so as to impress their dates on how "smooth" or gentlemanly they are.
How about friends? Normal female friends? Is there not such thing as pure platonic friendship between guys n girls?
Well my toughts are chaotic as per norm, so reading this may sound wierd to u hehe
It just hit me tt this girl whom i know also showed symtoms of like guys n girls can never have platonic relationship
Why i say this?
Well i sort of asked her out just to chill out (btw the girl's attached hor), since she's free n I'm outside n dead bored the kind of stuff
But she down right reject me on a single pretext, dont wana go out w u alone -___-""
Winner liao lor such an answer!
Heck actually i wana ask her out n another fren along eh
Then say till like tt machum i am big bad wolf like tt le
(actually i am! hahaha but soory hor i now vege eating monk liao! keke)
Make me super sian le!
Come lar kopi, chit chat, talk cock sing song also cannot meh -___-"""
ME really got so boring meh till girls dont wana go out with me meh ?!?!?
Ok la! I'm just a bit teeny weeny less interesting than Mr bean in real life la ;p~~
Liu wo yi dian zhi zun xin mah! ( Leave me some pride/face le!)
hahahaha ;p
k la molo i go join SDU or SDS liao la! bwahahaha!
Like real! kekeke
Wierd man... think i can never comprehend what women are thinking about! hehehe
--
Ciaoz,
sixx/kook/mon/
Yeah its pay day~!~!
Yeah finally pay day liao le hehe been waiting for this day since ermmm... 20th of last month? ^_^
No $ le =< pay this pay that, still buy PSP ;p I'm like the most leong (poor) guy around le!
Somemore must start planning for aug/sept go japan! ;-) Yeah x 2
Not my first trip there la, but this time round its purely to view the scenery n act like complete gaijin lost! haha
Just hopefully FAT bat n Gay dog dont put me aeroplane last min la!
Anyone else wana join? haha dont need much =) just need abt 3k SGD
We're gona try stretching it from Kyoto to Nagoya, Osaka n if got spare go Aichi for world expo la!
Of coz along the way hope we dont get kidnapped by Denden town in osaka lor! ;p~~
Since its like the next biggest electronic area after Akihabara of Tokyo lor
Ya tonight had a small gathering with workmates for our monthly makan thingie ;-)
Its abit bad tt i was not abe to jio the 2 hua ping (flower pots aka pretty gers) in my office la
Well gomen hor ladies, me no wan kena target board again let them shot dart le hehe
Went to Seletar CC again -__-"" wOOt alot of ojisan le -__-"" x 2
Makes me feel like one of them =~~~( NO MOOD EAT LIAO LA ;-( lol
4 of us shared sirloin steak, baby ribs n laksa yaya =D
Kauz the yaya stated for 2pax, but come out 1 FREAKING BIG bowl think can eat 1 extended family ok!!!
MJ took 3 bowls n we each took 1 n there's still some spare to tah bao (take away) sial ~_~
But this time round the sirloin steak lak sek (no so nice) make me PS for my recommendation to HH la soory hor ger!
Half-time into the food, Janis call me -__-""
Siao liao lor she call me at this time hor sure kena lup (grinded) by MJ, MTC & HH liao la
Didn't really help her much lor ;p hehe Maybe another day got time ask her out n help sort out her mess w CL la
Then another *beep* called (like everyone gang up dont allow me to eat in peace le!!!) -__-"""
This time is Lau Eng (Bald Eagle) tell me got $$$ lobang
Of coz since got $$$ n for me, i paid more attention to him la! lol
After all the food n desert Mike Tyson Chicken asked his fren come Seletar CC lor, as expected his fren holland la! lol
Basket just into chilling after the meal, MTC shot me dart ask "eh sixx ah u like CL rite?" -__-**
Wa lan eh, everytime ask same stupid Q le, some ppl just duno how to take a no for ans le ~__~
After all the food, jokes n MTC's fren Danny came along, nice chap hehe totally not like MTC man!
We went to some pub in Serangoon garden for some more chilling session, where Danny chut (come out) pattern
All his card tricks n jokes made us roll in laughter man ;p
Anyway back to reality, molo got major battle with TC n i'm involved -__-
MJ gota go Jurong Island have fresh air, healthy no MSG lunch w jude auntie CP
KNN i kena arrow~!~!~!
TC requested, "sixx must be at this meeting" -__-"
Extra Terrestrial, sealed my fate by saying "MJ go alone can already" -__-""
Siao liao lor molo I'm gona be major dart board liao!
Anyone knows any gd n cheap doc whom can help remove arrows from me arse for cheap? Pretty pls~!~! hehe
Sigh more work, thinking of taking MC le haha! Wait they see this blog liao sure wana kill me man! lol
In the mean time back to scrumpling on bread everyday liao x_x
Dang i over spent my food allowances again! hahaha
^__^"""
Jya matane~!~!
sixx/kook/mon/
Ah Peh Sickness & Commitment? Simi lai eh? (aka Middle age crisis & commitment? what's that?)
Every single person would come upon this day whereby u'd feel like "where am i rushing to?", "why am i doing things?" or "what am i doing with my life?"
What has all this gota do w commitment ?!?! haha All these mut be crap thought up of by this crazy guy right?
Na actually i should change the topic to "Ah Peh sickness & commitment with the SINGLE GUY!" hehehe sounds better right?
Ya true enough most of my peers of my age are either successful businessman or w fledging careers or in various form of commitment w some female(s) ;-) la
while aku le ^__^
no gf -__-*
no career -__-**
no car -__-***
best part
no commitment ^__^ v
lame right? No choice bah, cant seem to find an interest in what i'm doing right now.
Its like i'm living just for the sake of breathing my next breath ;p
Well i still have my wings n can roam where ever i want n whenever i want! hehe
no need to be cinderella report home by 2359hrs else gota kneel on durain husk! hehehe
But sometimes u find u need tt special someone whom u get to hug n share ur moments of joy n folly with...
Well the Gay dog's a gd place to dump all the trash with! ^_^ (only issue is he'll dump u alot of other trash back!)
but heck man i aint gay! wana hug also find a decent ger la! haha so dont u peeps think i'm turning gay ok! lol
Does this mean i'm on the lookout for new gf?
Short ans is Nah!
Gf = commitment, its hard to find someone who's gona merge her life w u, of course alot more is at stake la
frens family lifestyle spending interests (etc)
But more importantly is soulmate, maybe what i'm expecting is abit much la, since soulmate is like someone who knows what u think, r gona do n how u feeling etc just by ur simple gestures.
Ya soulmates is someone much harder to find, actually soulmate shouldnt be found.
It should be developed w the one u love n cherish...
If u cant develope such a relationship with ur partner, i'd say its a failure in a r/s no matter how u see it.
When two individuals get together, its like two different worlds colliding together.
What survives and remains would be what is the outcome...
Ciaoz,
sixx/kook/mon/
Beck?!? Beck !!!
*braindead* Spacing out while i try to come up with something to type, was thinking of talking about Mai hime which i just finish watching. But i reckon i would, i myself aint a meat-lover but think i sticked on the series coz i felt Kagutsuchi was kind of cool ^__^. If u guys are interested about meat-lover or other aspects of Mai Hime let me know, but for now i'll go vegetarian ;p
Anyway since i finished watching fansub of Mai Hime, i returned my attention to Beck, yup another anime. This time round it's about a rock band trying to get together n etc... Not too sure of the synopsis, just watched coz i had the complete series compliment from Kon-HH. So far no qualms about the quality of the anime nor the subs. The opening is interesting, a mixture of cell art characters in real life scenery accompanied by rock music ~__~ not to my taste hehe.
Even then i think i would continue watching coz of this cute mutt which happens to be called Beck! ;-) So i guess the anime must be revoling about him eh? hehe Whats interesting is Beck seems to be like a sewed up mutt, mixture of different breeds of dogs! Really! Just too bad i couldnt find any pics to show u hehe
K back to Beck ...
Ciaoz,
sixx/kook/mon/
Bwahhh~!~! I'm back!
Bwahahaha~!~! Its really good to get back online!
Well i'm not really gone for that long ;p hehe Some of u may miss me (^_^) but there's some whom wont (-__-)"" (Then why r u still here? keke)
Long story short, my home network was KO'ed by
so poor me had to fork out 169 bucks for a new
looks nicer right? hehe Well the old switch was like too hot, think u could cook an egg on it ok! But least it was a fun 1 yr with it n i'm back w d-link hehe
*yawnz* been trying to catch up on some sleep but ya know its never enuff!
neither is $$$, only recently i dried up my savings, had to help a fren out =( n i fell to the temptation of PSP =~~) Drats for once i really look forward to payday! haha
Yeah payday means ermmm... going out w colleagues to savor gd food! It sort of became a outing where the whole team goes out to celebrate. Previously we went to Sakura, ermmmm not a v gd experience la! Ended up most of us gota compare how many times did we bomb vietnam etc -___-""
I was the ONLY survivor whom was clever enuff not to take any raw fish at sakura!kekeke smart rite? but on the other hand, heck pay 24 bucks definately not worth it.
Not all group outings are disasterous, just the other day we found a gem, really gd sirloin steak n quite cheap! I feel it's as gd as fireworx's tender-loin ;p The steak cost me only 8 bucks, v nice country club surroundings too! Best part is there's no crowds nor noisy buggers to disturb us ;-) hehe k only Mike Tyson was getting frisky w the waitresses! hahaha
Next stop would be at some teacher's school for nonya curry fish head! Dont ask me where i only know its near some teacher rd, oppo some teacher's college or something -___-""" Some ppl just love calling everything there as teacher-something eh le... duh~! no sense of creativity...
It reminds me of once asking a fren where is serangoon interchange coz he arrange to meet there, he gave me this kiam pah tong bei tiau eh ans ...
"Serangoon interchange? somewhere in serangoon
la!"
-___________-"" really kiam pah eh ans rite ?!?!?
nah bei still must emphasis on the LA part leh -__-" lagi tong bei tiau, in the end he kena
fish by us when we got there hahaha
All these talk abt food is making me hungry -_- oh well mayb i'll make some fried potato patties molo ^__^ tt is if i got time la! hehe
Got food? Call kook! hahaha
Let u guys listen to wat i've been like bombarded w since i got my PSP ;-)
Bleach! Bleach! n more Bleach! hehehe
Artist: Orange Range
Title: Asterisk - Opening Theme for Bleach
No money, no honey, no net, no blog =(
Soory ppl, trying not to biatch abt my life or such n worst thing of all is to post abt me work life @_@
Well anyway, I wasnt able to blog the last few days due to my switch at home failing me =( so no net for the whole family =( worst case, stupid SMC's local support keeps me on never ending hold -_-" so i've got no idea where's the outsourced support located at... Looks like i've gota take some drastic measures if i wan my network to recover soon !!!
But if u think things couldnt get worser, it did... right after my switch failed, my work required me to do some migration which was done, but i had to stay throughout the night as standby in some cold datacenter, unable to sleep n cant play games nor watch movies =~~(
So i was like owl the next morn, after dumping in 2 x kosong for supper, 1 x vegetarian meal for breaky n 2 x kaya toast on another breaky session, anyway i was like bloated n hungry at the same time, with eyes burning n dragging myself around the place wishing to sleep!
Alas, torture is just beginning, more waiting the whole morning, cant sleep n more application team flock in, sorry no coffee for me. Heck why does network ppl have to stay around when there's really nothing for us to do except stare at apps/system team.
Soory no cuties nor yandaos for even me to eye at!
Anyway i managed to escape from hell at around noon, thinking i could go home, shower up, feed n maybe snooze abit or kick the Gay dog's arse since he knocks off at 3pm... So tt's wat i did, showered, feed but sleep deluded me -___-"" <<< i really looked like tt ok! For the whole afternoon.
Next day, barely recovering from lack of sleep the whole team was promptly called in URGENT to the data center... why? coz a power outage occured -___-"" ok none of my business but everything's down, redudant power etc etc, i was late as usual ;p walking into a room full of not so pleasant eyes whom were like majorly irritated by yesterday's migration n now we all have to deal w recovering from power failure -____-"
Even now, i'm stuck at the stupid data center, not my fault, nothing's down... Just being here for mental support for a colleague who's in-charge of a stupid xerox printer, they've been at it since this morn. btw xerox's local support SUCKS BALLS!!!
I was like shocked my guy is still here, after i left at abt 6pm, he's here cold alone n worst part no dinner yet!!!
So no choice la, me came down in cab w fry rice paradise lor n typing this blog in the cold data center x_x
Well, hope things turn up all the better over the week end n such =) hehe
btw i just got my new mistress ;-)
a swanky PSP ;p
TV Tv... Love it or hate it...
All of us have this love hate relationship with the little square box, it's sort of like the one u have w ur mate ;-) hehe
It comes in many form, shape, sizes n colors n these few years it have progressively turned slimmer, wider n sexier as we demand it
What do we all do infront of the square box?
I vaguely remember days gone whereby my whole family crowded around infront of the TV watching good old shows from SBC, it wasnt a big TV maybe a 21" which is huge in those days. There wasnt anything like NICAM stereo or DVD quality stuff then, just some flickering clor images appearing, even then i would be equally pleased n eagerly looking forward to watching TV w my family...
Looking back, those were great times to me. Sitting around w my parents n sister just enjoying the vivid images n storyline unfold.
The TV mersmerizes us, bringing us into a fairytale like world for us to experience whatever program, over the years i'm still equally mersmerized. Heck u can call me a TV freak, since my whole life literally revolved around tt square box -_-;
Since after being introduced to game consoles like NES/MD, i've been spending alot more time infront of it, way too much time.
Regret? Nope, thru gaming i to know alot of great frenz n learnt alot of things while growing up...
But the sad thing would be, i gradually distant myself from my family. My life i grew up without experiencing more family joy n laughter. I only knew games, TV shows n outside frenz.
Blind to the affairs happening at home ... n around me.
My dad got involved with women. I lost an Uncle to cancer. I lost another due to a car accident, in this accident my dad the driver only had light injuries, my mum had multiple fractures in her leg n have to walk like a limp. My aunt was paralysed from waist down n would forever hate my dad. I've to live in shame when ever i meet her, even though she doesnt resent me at all.
My cousins got hitched, it was like only yesterday when i attended their weddings. Only to hear tt they're all divorcing now. How ironic.
All these happened while i was quietly watching TV,
n i still am watching CSI NY while i'm penning this down...
Are you horny baby?
This is an old joke around the inner-circle of the Gay Dog clan, heck dont think anyone would be crazy enough to even wana be affiliated with it! Coz it's gay ;p Nah that a side whenever we pass by some movie poster with some hot chic in it, we would feel like smacking our heads as the Gay Dog starts he following...
When he starts, its time u wished ur ex would call ya up! lol REALLY!
GD : Hey u know that actress blah-blah-blah ? She's so sweet and everything but in real life she's one hell of a horny biatch
MM&I : Ya... *thinking to me self, siao liao la 神啊...救救我吧!* (aka OMG! Dear god pls save me~!~!)
GD : Ya la *starts poking the nearest victim! In this case ME MYSELF N I -___-"" *
GD: U know she's horny everyday wana do it few times eh!
MM&I : Oooh... * z_z"" *
*looks around, dang why is there no one else to help me out here ?!?! Where's Mr policeman/SPCA when u need them to save ya from a rabbies infected gay dog?!?!*
GD: the BF damn chum, she literally rapes him!
MM&I : hahaha... =~~~(
Then he'll go about with his little mimic...
F, female lead -> Gay dog
M, male lead -> Gay dog
F (cute ger voice) : ummm qin ai de, zhai lai yi chi ma!
( Ummm... dear let's do it again!)
M (desperate plea): huh?!?! you yao ah? Fang guo wo mah~!~!
( huh? u wan somemore? pls let me off~!~! )
M (really desperate tone) : Wo men cai gang zhuo wan ...
( we just did it a moment ago... )
Ger changes tone 180degree change in tone!
F : ni yao ge wo hai shi yao ni xiao di bian yi ban !!!
( r u giving it to me or do u wan ur dick in half !!! )
Guy utterly defeated...
M : bo yao la....
( No~!~!~! )
XXX scene
M : jiu ming ah~!~!
( Save me~!~! )
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End of scene with the rose falling from the vase...
Sigh its the end of another good man! hehehe
So now we know what happens to the good guys...
Ah, dont ke ke run away ah! I know there's bound to be a few of u noti ladies here ok!
PS : lucky thing is Gay dog doesnt read this blog la! ;-) hahaha but think someday he would n i'll have to find some place to hide! Anyone got a good hiding place? hehehe
Loneliness my silent whisper, fills a river of tears thru the night
Was reading someone's blog just now, that person is always bubbly happy n always smiling like a little kid recieving her x'mas present. But she's starting a sad trend of ending with a caption on how single she is and various words to mock herself being in singlehood.
This sort of made me self reflected on the past hurt n feeling i've caused to my various ex, it sort of made me feel remourseful. If i had not made the first move then to know them, to become interested in them, to develop a relationship and to end it...
Leaving behind only bitter sweet memories for them all
Would it have been better if all those things have not happened before?
Why do ppl yearn for companionship of the opposite sex?
Why do ppl selfishly leave their partners behind n move on leaving them to collect the remains of what once-was?
I only have questions which i doubt anyone could find answer for me, there's no absolute right or wrong in a relationship. But it still doesnt make me feel less remorse...
Neither could any answer be provided, i would need to seek out these for myself.
Sorry to all of you whom i've hurt before... i'm really sorry...
PS : i really hope all of u ladies find a gd man to settle down with, be it u were my ex, my fren or anyone.
Artist:X Japan
Title:Tears
Well just read this urban legend off another forum, its a hoax but kind of entertaining ;-)
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then INSURED them against FIRE, among other things. Within a
month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and
without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the
lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The
insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the
man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued... and WON! (Stay with me.) In delivering the ruling,
the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was
frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a
policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire"
and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and
costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and
paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires".
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story
and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
BMW vs Lorry
Meow~!~! =___= think my eyes like like that now! Having just been jolted out of my wonderful dream!
Dang its such a long time since i had one, thinking about it my dreams always have something in common.
It always started out as pleasant and proceeds to become a pretty good dream, but all of a sudden it turns into a nightmare -__-""
Anyway just to jote it down, since it sseems like we always seems to forget out dreams we just had.
Think it started off this way, a fren of mine went supper w me and was driving me to this midnight makan place in his Ferrari (it's red and it's hot btw but dont remember which model it is).
For some reason he has to leave his car with me (probably he doesn't want his wife to know he owns one! haha or was it he is suppose to go meet his hotdate?)
Dang left me myself n i w a red hot Ferrari at our Masayu joint, how ironic my partner for the night would be a car? -__-"" (sorry hor dont ask me why i never tot of picking up chicks w tt hot ride ok! lol)
After the cuppa i drove it to another fren's place to hide it, think it was some sampa kumpung area off the old long beach seafood.
Parked it there swee swee la, reverse parking into a slanted lot somemore ok! Think i suck major on reverse parking ;p
Then i proceed to walk back home since my old place was near Masayu, walk ah walk think i was in some small lane n they guy whom dropped the car with me drove up telling me to house his new ride (think its some BMW duno what series eh) since he knows my old place got enough space la
so ok lor, even though i hated BMWs coz they are like freaking huge elephants, i bo bian gota drive it home lor.
So i had to do 3 pt turn on this small slope rd,
The wierd things start to happen liao...think twilight zone...
knn somehow the BMW's brake like not working le. Reversed into some lorry coz no brakes -__-""
BMW 1 : lorry 0, phew ... lucky only kena small scratch on the BMW, else i'll die like a dog
Then later after some more testing, found out press clutch more zhun on the BMW then brake le @_@
Dont ask me why, its a dream ok! Dreams often beh zhun eh le lol ... i hope haha
So after bringing the BMW home i start kancheong about the Ferrari at old Long Beach, wait chut tai ji i hao bo bak sai le!
So gin ka gin chiu, called up Siva ask him go down with me pick up that Ferrari, duno why i drove the BMW to pick Siva up
Swee swee la Ferrari no prob and i really relac liao and we happily drove both cars back, Siva in the BMW n me in the Ferrari
So we were like cruising about 70kmh along Upper East Coast towards Katong, think its near Still rd, got this pesky dude on some scoter came up and was like reving his sub 300ml engine in front of me! -___-""
duh x 2 i was like ignoring him since there's alot of cars and the road is a narrow 2 laner.
This guy just duno how to move on, keep disturbing me swerving left and right like want to challenge me on the Ferrari ~__~"
(Think of it as the fly vs the fly swatter la hehe k its more complex but most probably the scooter can win in the first few metres if both start from 0kmh)
I was like ignoring and concentrating on the road, wait kena any crap really duno how to answer to my fren liao!
So i was like keeping to the right lane, while he plays around to the front-left of the car, since i was like cruising on 70kmh, left lane got this big lorry coming up at 50kmh i think and the scooter guy probably didnt see it till last min...
Coz thats where the shiatz hits the roof, idiot fucker last min swerve into my lane!!!
GAME OVER !!!
I pulled the E-brake and got myself out of that dream man! Phew really heng it was just a dream *cold seat running*
Jya ne,
Cold sweat kook x__x
Well i know this is wicked and unethical to leach other ppl's flash w/o giving thanks blah blah blah... but its really good! So think everyone would forgive me for just pinching a little ^_^; Click on the "new game" to start the flash, ermm think only on the author's website could the buttons work ;p
So if you like the above, please visit -RSF- to support them!
btw coz my html skills is sucky, so its better if u guys go ahead over to their website to look hehe much better =)
Jya ne
Kookie, kook, nobody's monster!
My First Post! ^_^
Hmmm... sumimasen ps actually i duno wat to post in this first post eh!
hehe Well i've never blogged before nor am i internet sauvy, always have to ask colleagues how to do this and that! Really! I dont even know how to use words or excel! 
Hahaha
Well anyway I started this blog just coz i'm super curious what is so attractive about blogging? So best way out is to experience it is to get my feet wet 
Hehe so hope i'll keep this blog constant la 
Anyway today i saw Cai Lan (Think its 菜篮 hehe ps my chinese F9 eh hope he dont mind la! hehe ) while buying Lim Chee Guan (林志原) eh bah kwa lor hehe then my mama was like saying he's sister cai liang or something was last time her school principal la n his family all is single name eh cai lan, cai liang etc... so i was like thinking ... duh so is his son gona call Cai Tou (菜头 carrot/radish?) n his daughter gona call Cai Hua (菜花 some other vege!) isit ? hehehe
Sometime this evening was pulled out by my Gay dog (狗狗) along w a 2-Dimensional Bat! (Well i'll explain about them some other time!) to go lar kopi 
at tamp lor, so while waiting for Flat Bat we soh ah soh and stumbled upon SPH (Dont ask me what is stands for, but it aint Singapore Press Holdings ok!)
Ok! I lied 
wasn't really soh'ing around, but a deliberate attempt to go there and hitch a plot to kidnap a kawaii 
home hehe Well I was like dead set on getting one of them nice sexy n flat tummy
Sweet right? =) I guessed so too! So long never buy toys liao le so was thinking swee liao la she's my baby liao n no way is she gona get away from me! 
Ya also we so happen to meet Ah Poh, a long time friend who owns the shop, double shot, sure get discount liao!
While chatting with Gay Dog (well we usually have these meaningless debates(?) on meaningless things like why is the sky so high etc la super bo liao stuff which i may blog in the future! Hahaha), anyway i unknowingly psycho'ed Flat-Bat-o-sai to also get a set! Hahaha what persuasive powers of the dark side i do have ;-)
We even thought up of the ultimate scam to bluff both Gay Dog's n Battosai's mama, since both of their mamas know all of us very well! What's the plan? Very simple since both their mama's would do triple-suplex plus DDT final combo on either of them if they both ANY game console, we hitch upon an easy plan...
Gay Dog is to buy a PSP for Flat-One as birthday present and Flat-one is suppose to do the same for Gay Dog!
This way all of us can get our darling PSP and most importantly save our hides from appearing in the obituaries of the Sunday Times! Hehe genius right ;-) I knew it!
Back to the great PSP adventure, we jolly well ran around Tampines looking for good PSP deals lor, went to MM find Willy but his price is cut throat le =( Sorry hor Ah Ho, but MM pricing really very ex. Next stop was the no-name eh shop opposite KFC, cheapest value pack pricing, but attitude sucks major! (Think woman on PMS)
In the end went back to SPH, coz we're most familiar with Ah Poh after Ah Ho lor
But alias, tian suan bu ru di suan (天算不如地算 think its this written this way la hehe my china F9 ok! dont expect too much ;p )the game i wana play Bleach, no more stock 
Sigh, now my plans for world domination would have to wait till another day liao lor =(
PS : HH (Kon wanabe) so too bad lo have Bleach for u to drool at liao lor hehe
Jya ne
Kookie, kook, nobody's monster! 
